Had a cold, so coughed and sniffled through the weekend like a good ’un. Then on Sunday the sun came out my nose cleared and I started to feel human again only to have my wisdom tooth (left side) start to hurt like a field of painful lettuces.

Anyway so now I’m nursing a swollen face and swilling back anticeptic mouthwash in a desperate attempt not to have to visit the emergencey dentist.

They have emergency dentists you know - no really they do.