April Fool
— 1st April 2003
Tom Morgan died peacefully last night in his sleep. He’d been suffering from accute Perplexia for a couple of years now. He was 81.
UPDATE:: It’s snowing, there’s an elephant in the garden, the Smiths have reformed under a new name "The Google Trousers", and the worlds going to hell in a small tetra pack which I couldn’t open without the aid of scissors.